Not everything I write gets posted to comms. Even if it does, it might only get posted to one or two. There are also a few short snippets in my journal that aren't listed here; while they're not WIPs, they're not complete fic, though I list them under the twfic tag.

Mutual Service, Jack/Ianto

#1: Mutual Service
Interlude: Procedural Process
#2: Change is the Only Constant
#3: Five Death-Related Issues That Ianto Raises With Jack
#4: The Essential Condition of Life
#5: All He Knows of Bliss
#5 Coda: And Then There Was Sex (NC-17)
#6: Setting the Heart Right
#7: They Come In Pairs


Stand-alones

Boiling Point, NC-17, Jack/Ianto/John
Collected Paperwork, October 2006, PG, Jack/Ianto, image heavy
The Completely Anonymous Adventures of a Tourist Office Clerk, Somewhere in Wales, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, dirty talk
Consumption, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, vore
Delivery Systems, R, Jack/Ianto, enema kink
Dr Seuss Does Torchwood, PG, Jack/Ianto
The First of the Timelords, PG, Jack/Ianto, spoilers for CoE
+ Subjectively Yours, PG, Jack/Ianto, follows from First of the Timelords
Five Conversations Jack and Ianto Had Between the Lines, PG, Jack/Ianto
Hall of Mirrors, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, voyeurism, contact lenses
Hands On Research, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, figging
In Rest, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, necrophilia
In Which Half-Hearted Roleplaying Is A Good Excuse To Get Laid, NC-17, Jack/Ianto
Layer Cake, R, Jack/Ianto
A Little Unlikely, PG, Ianto/Jenny
Magnum Opus, PG, Tosh, Owen (Ianto, Jack)
On the Use of Negative Reinforcement in the Training of Canines, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, d/s
A Proposal, Submitted, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, spanking
The Ruby Eye, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, voyeurism
Running the Gauntlet, NC-17, Jack/Risen Mitten
Sober Driver, PG, Owen, team
Still Waters, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, voyeurism & toys
Take Back the Night, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, gunkink
Tall Tales, NC-17, Jack/Ianto, Jack/tentacles
Three Times Tosh and Ianto Had An Off-Screen Friendship, PG-13, Ianto+Tosh, Ianto/Lisa, Tosh/Mary, Jack/Ianto
Throwing a Wrench In, NC-17, Jack/Ianto
Timeless, PG, Ianto+Myfanwy [recced on Torchwood House]
Ugly Dog Tale, G, Jack/Ianto
Vestal, NC-17, Jack/Ianto
Wheels, G, Jack/Ianto
When Nobody's Watching At All, PG-13, Jack, Ianto, Tosh

Four random fic I never reposted at LJ, rated G-NC-17


Vids

Cloudy Now, Blackfield; Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)
Englishman in New York, Sting; Ianto
First Date, Blink 182; Jack/Ianto
Gunning Down Romance, Savage Garden; Jack/Ianto, Jack/Rose, Jack/Doctor
Half-Jack, The Dresden Dolls; Alice Carter, Jack
(Jack's) Enormous Penis, Da Vinci's Notebook; Jack
Liontamer, Faithless; Torchwood Institute
Numb, Linkin Park; Jack+Doctor
Porcelain, Moby; Jack & team
Robots (Humans Are Dead), Flight of the Conchords; Cybermen and daleks
A Soldier's Poem, Muse; humanity
That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain; Jack/Ianto (zip file)
Why Does My Heart (Feel So Bad), Moby; Jack & team

http://tacoma.komonews.com/content/whew-stay-execution-copper

You're harshing my squee, dudes.

It's not a datefic. It's a datevid!

Title: First Date
Artist: Blink 182
Spoilers: Through Adrift, marginally for CoE Day One
Zip file: here


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Do you ever see two male lions kissing at the zoo? NO it is unnatural. As for letting kids stay up, my daughter who likes Taylor Swift was up watching it. She is an honor roll student and I see nothing wrong with letting her stay up one night to watch this. I don't think it was right whether it two guys, two girls or a guy and a girl. Keep that stuff in the bedroom where it belongs. As for educating our children about tolorence let me come over your house and make out with my wife infront of your kids and teach them tolorance.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/23/american.music.awards/index.html

I don't even.

If you see a secret in the upcoming weeks about how "Hetalia and Supernatural should totally be linked, where's the fic dammit, wtf self I don't even like Supernatural, tl;dr asexual anon is asexual and yet weirdly wants to see Sam raping America or maybe Sonic the Hedgehog even though I'm totally too old to watch that show", I apologise profusely.

Except I'm too lazy to actually do it.

Do any of you have decent quality clips of

a) GDL rapping from the season one DVD
b) the deleted scene from Meat

in .dv or .mp4 or something else that iMovie would be able to read? (Actually I should be able to convert pretty much anything but .mp4 is preferred since that's what my other clips are.)

I'm grabbing some clips for a vid I'm going to work on. Before I go to bed, I have a question:

What, in your opinions, is the best clip to showcase Jack on a really WTF hairday? A few different ones would be ideal. If he ever does any gesture to actually draw attention to his hairstyle would be even more ideal.

(inspired by this)

Until it began to come up all over the internet, I had no idea that abortion was such a big deal.



http://www.bunspace.com/view_bunny?bunid=12619 <-- Holly's bunspace. :P I also recently updated the page with a pile of pictures of him.

Mum: (of a pub in Britain) They had a bar made out of Richard III's bed.
zeborahnz: Did she go back when she was finished serving?

Mum was just in my room, where we had the following conversation:

Mum: What are those?
Me: Oral syringes for giving my rabbit medicine.
Mum: *laughs a little*
Me: *not sure why* They keep giving them to me so I have about five.
Mum: I shouldn't be such a cliche suspicious mother.
Me: Oh, yeah, they're for shooting up. I use oral syringes because needles are so passe.
Mum: Well I couldn't see what they were!

In a squee that no one will understand, someone on trademe just listed a litter of mini lop x enderby island rabbits. Sadly no pictures yet. *wants pictures*

Title: They Come in Pairs
Series: Mutual Service
Author: Kei
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A sunny day brings questions that desperately need answers as the team races to catch a serial killer before he strikes again... or unleashes the very essence of death upon Cardiff.

[Part One | Interlude (rated R) | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four]

Last night was sitcom night. I was starting to almost think that The Big Bang Theory could be kind of amusing when the group of not conventionally attractive guys decided that they should go to a bar to wait until the hot girls were drunk enough to have sex with them, because dubious consent is hilarious. And one of them managed to score! But in a crazy twist, he woke up the next morning to find himself in bed with a not conventionally attractive girl and was horrified. LOL LOL!

Yeah, I'm oversensitive. Sometimes it's a pain because it really detracts from being able to enjoy half the mass media.

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

(Remember I do have fic snippets and silly things that aren't official fic so if something's not on that list, it's probably somewhere under the twfic tag.)

I've done about 7800 words this month for nano, and They Come In Pairs is at about thirteen and a half thousand. My parts are only about ~3000 words long (though one's about 2750 and one's more like 3800) which puts me on part five atm. Estimate on how far through the story I am? maybe halfway. It's hard to tell even when I have a good idea of how everything's going to go - I even know how to resolve something extremely problematic at the end!

Tomorrow is Guy Fawkes and I will be bringing my rabbit inside for the night. I don't like fireworks. :/ Which means I'll have to get his inside cage out of the garage for him, then clean it again the next day and put it back.

Also, rabbit people are amusing:
The only "downside" is the length of time it takes to grow (about a month) versus the time it takes for a bunny to mow down the whole batch (about 2 minutes).

Yeah, sounds about right.

In Silence in the Library the Doctor notes to Donna that donating a face is like donating a park bench, in the 51st century. Which places the episode probably either in the 51st or possibly 52nd century (the planet's been empty for a hundred years).

So - if Jack died for reals, or if John died, might his wrist strap have some of the same technology as the communications devices in the suits they wore that causes ghosting? Of course, it may be more advanced - nothing to say the Time Agency doesn't use 90th century tech or something that's eliminated the issue.

1) Post a list of up to 20 10 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strikethrough the item and put the name of your favourite character next to it.

1. Watership Down Fiver
2. ST: Voyager Harry Kim
3. Invisible Man (the Canadian tv series) Arnaud
4. Torchwood/Dr Who Ianto Jones
5. Harry Potter (since it's big I will say, it's a student who is not a main character, though I still don't expect anyone to guess)
6. Scrubs Perry Cox
7. Sherlock Holmes
8. Tamora Pierce - both the Circle of Magic verse
9. and Tortall
10. Firefly


Holly is the easiest animal in the world to medicate. Hold syringe down in his hutch, tongue-click to alert him to treats, and wait while he sucks madly at it.
NaNo starts at midnight. I still haven't named half the characters and shit. Oh well. (eta: I'm keieeeye on the site, http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/200054 if the search goes down again like it did last year)
I made some brownie mix and to save on dishes I put the butter in the bowl that already had sugar, egg and vanilla essence in it to microwave so it would melt. You can guess what happened, ne?

I'm gonna load up photoshop so I can make a bingo card for conversations on sexuality after reading the comments here.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3012655/Sterilise-underclass-to-stop-child-abuse-Michael-Laws


eta: my comment (it's moderated, so dunno how fast they'll dis/allow it)

Many people may not be aware that this technique has been implemented before. In the first half of the twentieth century there were "studies" done into certain family lines in New England that seemed to have a high proportion of alcoholics, criminals and "feeble-mindedness" and the members of these families were sterilised. They were, largely, Native American Indians, and members of these tribes even today often find it hard to be federally recognised as legitimate tribes because during that period they went underground, thus breaking the line of history that is required to be recognised as a tribe.

Better education and access to contraception would have a better affect. Teach these people how to prevent pregnancy on their own terms. Provide social support to help them improve their lives and get off the benefits. And realise that it is not only the poor that abuse and murder children - it is a problem that affects every race, every ethnic group, every religion, every financial class. Instead of going for "easy" options like eugenics, why not try to improve resources for victims so they feel they have someone to go to?

Title: When Nobody's Watching At All
Author: Kei
Characters: Tosh, Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Introducing Ianto to the more secure sections of the Archives, the trio accidentally trip a piece of alien technology that allows them to explore the consequences of their actions, risk-free.


( When the vertigo releases Ianto's mind he's sprawled half-against the railing of one of the catwalks on the main floor of the Hub. )

I have a psych appointment on November 19.

I have a basic understanding of the politics and at least two of the major "religious" sects in the country for my NaNo. (They're really more based around moral theory than deity.)

My rabbit has a sprained knee. Poor baby. He also has drugs. This is happy though because he loves the taste of metacam and he gets to have it every day for ten whole days. Also, he weighs just under 2 kg - about three and a half to four pounds, which made the vet happy.

I have a book called 101 Things Everyone Used To Know How To Do, including making mead out of water, honey and yeast, making butter, keeping bees, besieging a castle and making and smoking a peace pipe.

It's just like early season one. You'll be sitting there on twitter and someone will make a comment and zing, sudden unexpected Ianto commentary!

kei_surprise: ...also, ianto jones sold me a new cell phone today
brbmakingcoffee: Moonlighting for a friend.
kel_surprise: [in reference to his icon] YOU WERE WEARING THAT SHIRT TOO!
brbmakingcoffee: I still am! I haven't gotten changed yet!

(Also, lol. http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/8804798.html?thread=265537726#t265537726 It's about the sixth thread replying to that comment.)

1. I am making progress on Mutual Service TCIP. I finished part three today and have started in on the main plot. The rest of the action will take place over the next day or so - chronologically it's about halfway through, but a lot more happens on Saturday than Friday.

2. On the other hand, I'm not expecting to do substantial amounts of work during November.

3. Because over the course of the day, a character and his story that have been percolating in my mind for two or three years now have developed a hell of a lot, aided in part by the world building links in my last post. Thus, I am going to have a go at NaNo. I may work on TCIP when I get frustrated at my NaNo fic, at least I hope I will, but I don't know how quickly it will go.

4. On the subject of this orig fic, the things I know are: The population, land area, arable land area, population density, etc of the country, the number of cities and towns and the populations and land sizes of the three largest urban centres, the climate, geography and temperature range of the region, how many shoemakers, blacksmiths, doctors, bakers and inns are likely to be in the city where the bulk of the action takes place. Things I do not know include the name of said city.

4a. My main character's religion encourages experimentation with gender-bending.

I fucking love world building, jsyk. My first online RPG was a play by email sci fi game - the race I created was seriously the most detailed in the game, with a political map of the homeworld, differing appearances of ethnic groups, languages, politics and wars, customs, etc.

http://www.web-writer.net/fantasy/days/index.html - 30 days of world building (or seven and a half hours, alternately)
http://www.io.com/~sjohn/demog.htm - medieval demographics
http://inkwellideas.com/?page_id=27 - fantasy genre religion ideas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worldbuilding - worldbuilding page on wiki, with links to useful sites
http://www.sfwa.org/2009/08/fantasy-worldbuilding-questions/ - articles by professional writers
http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Fantasy-Novel-Set-in-Another-World
http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Fictional-World-from-Scratch

eta on books:
Goddamn.

Also:
"Ancient and Medieval Siege Weapons: A Fully Illustrated Guide to Siege Weapons and Tactics"
"Medieval Celebrations: How to Plan Holidays, Weddings, and Feasts with Recipes, Customs, Costumes, Decorations, Songs, Dances, and Games"
"Weapons and Fighting Techniques of the Samurai Warrior, 1200-1900"
"Renaissance Swordsmanship: Illustrated Use of Rapiers and Cut-and-thrust Swords" (there's one on medieval swords as well)
"Norse Warfare: Unconventional Battle Strategies of the Ancient Vikings"
"Rudiments of Runelore"
"Uppity Women of Medieval Times">

History is so awesome, guise.

I found a big patch of dandelion so I yanked it up and tossed it in Holly's yard.



It's pretty big.

Holly's hutch used to be on the side lawn, which is the one leading off the patio that you look out onto from the living room, but yesterday we moved him to the back lawn. It's not as green as the side lawn but it gets lots of sun and at the moment he's just lying there enjoying the warm.

( pictures )

1. Someone filled my Agent Johnson/Alice prompt. Yay!

2. I'd had half of a prompt done and finished it today - someone else had filled it in the meantime, but THERE IS NEVER TOO MANY FILLINGS FOR PROMPTS. Jack/Ianto, Ianto needs spanking. Scroll down to the two that say "Second fic". (I also did Ianto/Agent Johnson and Jack/Ianto fucking machine but that's old news.)

3. While I was doing the dishes, my mother noticed that Survivor Samoa is starting on tv here soon. We had a brief discussion about the tsunami, which ended up with me having a plot bunny for a Nano fic in which people competing in a reality tv show get hit by some kind of natural disaster and really do have to fight for survival. Except...

4. I really doubt I'll be finished TCIP before November. I'm about halfway through part three and this will easily be the longest Torchwood fic I've written, considering I'm riffing off two different episodes and dealing with some relationship stuff as well. Plus I've been very unproductive for the last couple of days - if you're on my f-list you know why.

5. Apparently owning a dog causes as big a carbon footprint as owning an SUV and if you want to be green you should have chickens or rabbits instead because you can eat them. I note again, for reference, that a) you cannot eat my rabbit, and b) my rabbit is not for eating. He is for cuddling. Plus he'd be the least cost effective meat ever considering how much I've spent at the vet's for him.

Song: Soldier's Poem | YouTube  (lol they took it down, fuckers)
Artist: Muse
Notes: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.


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Title: Running the Gauntlet
Author: Kei
Pairings: Jack/Risen Mitten
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: only 770
Summary: He has three right hands and a box of sins.
Notes: Written for omnijaxual.

( The day the last pieces of cyberunit are destroyed Jack gets blisteringly drunk and ends up sprawled out on the floor of his office at 2 am. )

In the same vein as earlier not-quite-a-fic posts, I offer you a Mutual Service interlude out-take.


As a young teen, Ianto had spent much of his time out of the house. He glowered and glared, knew more than his parents and teachers, scorned the softness and pliability of the mainstream. The pop music of the mid-nineties was boy bands, but he was still stuck in the age of punk, listening to The Clash and The Ramones and the Sex Pistols. He skipped school, shoplifted, and spent most of his spare time running away from something.

He never thought about skinned knees or bruises or even the cuffs he got fighting with his friends. He was young and invincible and he was going to live forever.

Not even ten years later, when Ianto is twenty two (twenty three on the dotted line), he slices the flesh of his palm open on an old shelving unit in the Archives and stares at it, still and silent. It's not bad, won't need stitches, probably just a plaster and some care and a check with Owen because he doesn't trust that there's not rust down here--

At least, that's how he probably would have handled it before. Now it is already closing, slowly, slowly, and he imagines an identical wound painstakingly forming itself on Jack's hand. This power could be used for evil. He knows that, but the idea of someone stronger than he is, offering to take his pain, catches him hard in the gut and for the first time he realises what it means. Papercuts. Weevils tearing his throat out. Cricket bats to the head.

He'd brought a cyber-conversion unit here, knowing the dangers, planning for doomsday scenarios, and had no intention of letting Jack ever know that Lisa had survived past Canary Wharf. It was an awful betrayal, he'd known it ever since he'd started trying so desperately for the job. He knows he would do it again, again and again, and he doesn't feel guilty for it because Lisa probably could never have been saved but he had to try and in the end all that had been threatened was his. Still, he should be facing death or retcon, and instead he's been offered something the likes of which no one has ever had before.

He is young and invincible and he's going to live forever.

Song: Cannibalism
Artist: The Lads
Notes: This is not a masterpiece. It's also truncated, which is a pity because the song ends with a great line, but it's a bit repetitive in places and too long which is why I'm not posting this over a month ago when I first tried to do this vid.


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Healthy and fit 33-year-old men do not just climb into their pyjamas and go to sleep on the sofa, never to wake up again.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1220756/A-strange-lonely-troubling-death--.html

When I was in primary school, aged no more than ten and probably more like eight or nine, I arrived at school one day to be told that one of my classmates was dead. Until then he'd been a completely normal and healthy boy. No one knew he had a heart condition.

I suppose Jan Moir would have had us believe that he'd been doing drugs and having dirty gay sex before he died.

To be fair, for all I know he could have been.

1. The State of the Union Writing
I am, indeed, working on a fic. I have about 4300 sequential words and another 700 or so that come in later. I also have a title, the mega-cheesy They Come In Pairs. (Which makes me think of TCP/IP.)

2. Loyalty clubs are fun. I went on a fact-finding mission today and got a new bag of litter - it costs $16.95 (all prices in NZD obvs), I had a $10 discount voucher, so I paid $6.95. And got another $10 discount voucher, because you get one every $300 and the last thing I bought was a $250 hutch.

3. I think I'm just going to buy an exercise pen online. Basically the same one is over $200 at Animates, $120-$180 at Black's depending on height, and in the size I want (76cm), $61 online. I can get two and the shipping on that is $31.

4. Holly tipped his litterbox over on his head. Twice. I had to pick recycled paper pellets out of his fluffy neck fluff and brush him. He also loves his fiddlesticks. (He's bigger that that bb bun in the picture. He can crawl inside, but he can't move around like when he was tiny.) I brought it out from the inside cage since he hasn't needed to come back in for a while and put it upstairs and he started rubbing his chin all over it, sprawling over it and climbing up onto it. He was like "oh, fiddlesticks, I missed you!"

My rabbit doesn't qualify as a baby anymore :( but I got distracted trying to find a playpen for him, and so I bring you:

( kunekune pigs, alpacas, llamas, other people's rabbits, etc )

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Though I was surprised they didn't have Rider-Waite as an option for the card set. It's the Rider-Waite set! Maybe it's not as common in other places as it seems to be for me? Or they just wanted to see which exoticness people go for.

Does anyone have the Torchwood season two DVDs? If so:

1) does it have subtitles?
2) does it subtitle the bit where Death speaks through Owen in Dead Man Walking after he talks to Tosh?
3) what does it say?

I think I rewrite Mutual Service fic more than anything else. Guess I'll have a poke through it later...

So this entry isn't completely pointless, watch my bunny romp!

Title: Layer Cake
Author: Kei
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Prompt: "It wasn't like a striptease, but Ianto still felt like a bug under a microscope."
Kink: undressing, first time, shyness/embarrassment


( At that moment, it felt as though the entirety of the last three weeks had been some elaborate kind of foreplay. )

Title: Hands On Research
Author: Kei
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "Those suits, that hair, that filthy mind, so well concealed behind his polite exterior."
Kink: anything


( Jack is naked. )

(subject line is largely facetious)

I get sucked into reading and clicking the links on feminist discussions about rape, victimisation, harassment, Nice Guys and other such topics. I've had tabs open for a couple of hours now.

Someone comments in one of them
He was also shocked to learn that I frequently have dreams where someone is attacking me, and no matter how hard I fight back, I do nothing to them, that they are completely unaffected by my punches. Ive heard thats a somewhat common dream among women.

I don't have those dreams, mostly. Sometimes. But my most common nightmare, which never fails to terrify me, is variations on a theme of: my bedroom/living space is for some reason considered to be a public or semipublic area. Large numbers of people enter it, and refuse to leave when I ask. If I manage to get people out, more will come in.

Which, on interpretation, is basically the same as the attacking dream, but with a wider personal bubble.

Then again, when workmen come to the house, I hide in my room and will only come out if I really have to, eg desperately need the toilet, and even then I'll wait until they're not in the area. I try to avoid people who visit others who live in the house as guests rather than contracted workers, but not quite to the same degree. When I leave the house, I rarely talk to anyone or make eye contact. I use the self service check outs at the supermarket. I will be friendly to the bus driver, I will be friendly to the staff at pet stores, but I only go to those places when I'm emotionally in a reasonably (for me) good place - if I have to go because I'm running out of rabbit food or need to pick up my medication, I don't ever initiate conversation, just issue a "thanks" on completion of the transaction. When I went out to social events, my friends knew that if they were taller than me, standing too close made me really nervous because of the looming factor. Let's face it - people scare me. A lot.

Incidentally, I have to go to the doctor to redo the forms for my sickness benefit before the 23rd. I'm debating whether or not I should say I'd like to retry counseling. In some ways I feel like if I refuse to undergo counseling my requirement of the benefit is somehow less legitimate.

I don't know.

Song: Half-Jack
Artist: The Dresden Dolls
Spoilers: Children of Earth (only a couple of clips from seasons one and two)
Notes: I'd sacrifice my body / if it meant I'd get the Jack part out. Alice Carter's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week.

I can't believe I spent literally all day vidding, excepting rabbit and household related chores.


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Title: Underbelly
Author: Kei
Pairing: Ianto/Suzie
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "Suzie finds out about Lisa. Ianto will do anything to keep Lisa safe. Pre-series." from rounds_of_kink

( There are certain things Suzie knows about life, and it is these things that she credits her continued survival to. )

Got another rounds_of_kink prompt to post in an hour or so. Mission for this week apart from that: work on Alice Carter vid. I can't slapdash this one, coz for starters the song is 5:29 long and secondly there's going to be a lot of very short clips. Still working on dving all the scenes I'll need from CoE.

Song: Robots (Humans Are Dead)
Artist: Flight of the Conchords
Notes: It is the distant future... the year 2000. And finally, robotic beings rule the world!
Download zip: here


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Song: Gunning Down Romance
Artist: Savage Garden
Notes: Jack is all about love, sex, guns, and people he cares about dying on him. Sometimes literally. Needless to say: his life is depressing as hell. (Not for seeing of spiderines.)
Download zip: here

Direct link(s):
YouTube | Vimeo

http://community.livejournal.com/touchyerwood/910.html?thread=12430#t12430

Everyone else may ignore. Or not. Y'nno, whatever works for you.

Name a TV show series in which you have seen every episode at least twice: Torchwood, new Who, Leverage, Invisible Man, QI, Scrubs, Mentalist, Firefly
Name a show you can’t miss: Criminal Minds, Mentalist
Name an actor that would make you more inclined to watch a show: I don't know...
Name an actor who would make you less likely to watch a show: Jared Padalecki
Name a show you can, and do, quote from: I don't really quote
Name a show you like that no one else enjoys: The Mentalist, Rush
Name a TV show which you’ve been known to sing the theme song: None
Name a show you would recommend everyone to watch: Firefly
Name a TV series you own: original BSG, Firefly
What is your favourite episode of your favourite series? Blink - Dr Who
Name a show you keep meaning to watch, but you just haven’t gotten around to yet: Nothing really
Ever quit watching a show because it was so bad? Yes
Name a show you aren't interested in watching, not in the least: new BSG, Glee
Name a show that’s made you cry multiple times: idk
Oldest TV show you like? Battlestar Galactica
Newest TV show you like? Flash Forward, I guess
What do you eat when you watch TV? whatever
How often do you watch TV? 0-5 hours a week
Do you have a favorite talk show? QI
What’s the last TV show you watched? Watching Mentalist right now
What’s your favourite/preferred genre of TV? drama
What's your least favourite genre of TV? reality tv
What was the first TV show you were obsessed with? Star Trek: Voyager
What TV show do you wish you never watched? idk
What’s the weirdest show you enjoyed? hmmm Invisible Man
What TV show scared you the most? Dr Who when I was little
What is the funniest TV show you have ever watched? Top Gear and QI