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SHITBEARS A RIVER

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- I am Kei
- I live in Christchurch, New Zealand. Yep, the place with the earthquake. My neighbourhood is munted. Did you know it's easier to connect wireless internet than water and sewage?
- Relatedly, friends can get my emergency contact information here.
- You may have heard my name in connection with coffee enemas or that one vore fic. I also write Mutual Service though, which is an immortal!Ianto series exploring coming to grips with the whole thing, so it's not all creeptastic and out there kinks.
- I identify as femromantic, agendered and asexual - or just, queer.
- I have two rabbits named Holly and Nelthilta who are my babies and I love them
- I play WoW on the Bronzebeard server (US)
- I'm pretty political and lean drastically left. I also believe that if you're not angry, you're not paying attention. Currently, I'm pretty damn angry at the US government and the NZ government for overlapping but not exactly duplicative reasons. Be warned that if you ask, I will probably tell you, at length.
- My religious beliefs, such as they are, are mostly tied up in nature and Earth and the life of animals; my incredible level of misanthropy links into this and I have Theories about the degradation of society that you really don't want to get me started on. They will probably offend someone, anyway. Suffice to say, my god is not a human god.
- I read. A lot. My all-time favourite book is Watership Down, my second is Almost Perfect.
- I spent five years going to weekend writing classes and can't imagine not writing. At my best, I'm prolific, if not lengthy.



bronzebeard, bunny feets, byo bathroom sink, captain holly fluffernutter i, christchurch, dalmations could do it, do you know milesthorsen, el-ahrairah bitches, eqnz, fluffernutter, girl gamers, girls don't play wow, glove!ianto, grace van pelt, hands like blades, he's special, he's welsh ffs, i am a douche, ianto doesn't discuss curtains, ianto doesn't have arsebabies, ianto handles guns well, ianto is a man, ianto is james bond, ianto is not emo, ianto kicks your arse, ianto knows everything, ianto likes cock, ianto likes sex, ianto says bite me, ianto shoots your face, immortal!ianto, is this your card, it's not 1965 anymore, it's not that hard, kimball cho is badarse, lagomorphs are not rodents, mutual service, patrick jane, queen nelthilta, sadface, set us up bomb, the english are wankers, the mentalist, world of warcraft, wow, you yielded in thepast

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